Holy Cow! Moozes Knew Jesus?

Posted December 10, 2009

A baby is born. In Connecticut. It’s a cow. holycow
The neighbor kids called him “Moses”, which I find a bit odd. Not only did Moses predate Jesus, but kids usually go with a funny pun, so I would have expected “Mooooses”, wouldn’t you? Of course, I had to spell it with a “z”. Otherwise, it would have been a bunch of antlered Canadians, and that’s just not the same animal.

So, now, what would Elsie do? (WWED?)


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