So this Good Morning America piece showed up in my Facebook feed the other day touting the sensational headline “Odd-Defying Babies Born 10:11 12/13/14″.

Now, I think it would be adorable to have a baby born on 10:11 12/13/14 (in America, of course. In Europe, that would be 10:11 13/12/14, which just doesn’t hold the same cuteness). Human beings love the symbolism that comes from conventions such as labeling and ordering. My good friend and fellow Skeptic, Ani Aharonian (Insight blogger and guest blogger here) was married on 5/8/13 for a reason (can you guess?). But “odds-defying”? No. These babies defied no odds.

Odds are a property of something that is yet to be. They are really only valuable as a means of predicting something and have no value after the event has occurred. This is a bit like post-hoc (after-the-fact) thinking about lottery outcomes. Did your next-door neighbor defy the odds when they won the lottery? Well, it depends on your perspective, especially in time.

A given individual has an extremely slim chance of winning the jackpot of a lottery. For a Powerball lottery, a single ticket has a one in 175 million chance of winning. However, if 525 million tickets are sold, there’s a pretty good chance that at three, much less one, will be winners. Is it “odds-defying” that your next-door neighbor won? Well, perhaps from your perspective, but not to a total stranger in another state.

Similarly, the question of predicting the odds that any given child is born at that time is quite different from the post-hoc consideration of the odds. The prediction actually changes whether you are predicting the birth from before or after conception. Clearly, if you are carrying a child whose due date is around 12/13/14, the chance are much, much higher than if you have yet to conceive (especially if it’s already April 2013). But nobody even thinks much about these things until after the fact, probably because they are more concern about having a healthy child and mother at the end of it all. Post-hoc, we are really not talking about odds anymore, so unless someone predicted a very different outcome for one of these births, there was no defying of odds.

Well, except this:

Approximately, on average, eight babies are born in the U.S. every minute, so there should be around eight babies in the U.S. right now with the “lucky” birth time of 10:11 12/13/14. There are, according to the article, only two. It’s entirely possible that the author missed some, but let’s say she didn’t. That’s an unusual event. Probably not *very* unusual, as I’m sure the number of children born each minute varies a great deal, but still quite different from what we would predict given what had happened in the past. It’s also a bit interesting that both were born in the mid-west–one in the city of Cleveland, Ohio and the other in the relatively small city of Billings, Montana. Cleveland is not a small town, but why are the biggest metropolitan areas such as Los Angeles and New York not represented? For that matter, they are both girls, yet averages tell us that one should be a boy. Probably because the variability in these events is very, very high and while averages are the best predictors we have, “best” isn’t always very good.

But the reason I wanted to talk about the piece wasn’t just the sensational headline. The contents are pretty eye-rolling, too.

“We knew she was going to be born today [Saturday], we just didn’t know it would be at 10:11 a.m.,” Campbell said in a statement. “Everyone is telling us we should play the lottery. We feel this is a lucky day and are excited to get family photos with Santa.”

It’s a number. It’s cute and all, but really, it’s just a number. It won’t help you win the lottery. It won’t help her succeed in life.

These conventions don’t care who you are. They don’t care where you live or what you ate for breakfast. So don’t complain about the lack of diversity in this sample, either. The universe is colorblind. Sort of.