In 1987 I worked as a receptionist in the real estate lending office of a savings and loan. A savings and loan, for those too young to remember, is a bit like a bank which invests most of it’s money in mortgages (think Bailey Building and Loan). Shortly after I was hired the whole savings and loan industry collapsed, mostly due to questionable commercial lending practices and other bad investments. My office was one of the last to close, so for months we had plenty of time for office chatter.

In our office of about 20 people, and me, about half visited a psychic on a regular basis. They saw the same woman. I often heard my co-workers going on and on about what Sally (I don’t remember her name) told them and when they would go to see her next. I tried a few times to talk to them about psychics. I told them about all of my failed experiments with Zenar cards as a kid. I told them about my experience in high school, when a man came to my psychology class, did a few tricks, then told us he wasn’t psychic, but a magician. I told them about the challenge the Bay Area Skeptics and James Randi (and probably others) offered to anyone who could demonstrate psychic ability.

The looks I got gave me chills. These people were not simply unconvinced. They hated me for what I was saying.

And what they said in response was hurtful. I was just a kid (I was almost, but not quite, 21) with no experience in the world. What did I know? I’d learn.

Fast forward a few years to around 1992. At that time I was working at a software company and was fairly well-respected in my position as an administrator. I called most of my coworkers friends and the company had low turnover, so we had known each other for some time. But I had no idea I was among so many believers.

A picture of me (blown out by the flash), at the Monte Carlo party, before I saw the psychic.

The company threw a daytime party that year in an empty space next door. The theme was “Monte Carlo” and we all got dressed up, imbibed, ate, and played blackjack for a few hours. And visited the psychic.

I never understood why the person who planned the party included a psychic. I didn’t realize that psychics were part of the Monte Carlo culture. But there she was. A psychic. At our Monte Carlo office party. And several friends could not stop talking about it.

“Don’t you want to hear what she has to say?” several people asked.

I said “no” every time. I told them about all of my failed experiments with Zenar cards as a kid. I talked about my experience in high school. I told them about the challenge. I talked about the lack of evidence for psychic abilities.

Nobody got angry or hurtful this time. Instead, they wanted to prove to me that it was real. They begged me to take a turn. So I did.

I sat down at her table and vowed to myself that I would not scoff or laugh. I would just answer her questions truthfully and try not to give her any clues. I have a pretty good poker face.

Sylvia (I don’t remember her name, either) really only asked me one question of interest and it was her downfall.

She asked, “Is your mother more like Betty Crocker or Susan B. Anthony?”

That was easy. “Betty Crocker,” I said.

Sylvia then went on for about 20 minutes while I sat, amused and expressionless, listening. My friends/coworkers listened, too. Sylvia lectured me about my inability to break out of the character that my mother had modeled for me–the meek and timid woman who never felt strong enough to stand up for herself or speak up for others. She told me to find my own voice, that I needed to be more assertive. And so on…

I thanked her, then got up and headed back to the office to get some work done.

I thought that this reading would convince my friends that psychics were frauds. You see, I had built a reputation at that company. I was certainly not timid. I was not quiet. I was not meek. I was in fact… kind of a bitch. But I got the job done precisely because I was assertive. My personality has not changed much.

And my mother? Well, the mistake Sylvia made was asking such a simplistic question. I answered “Betty Crocker” because my mother took cake decorating classes (and made the most amazing doll cakes for me every year; she made my wedding cake, too) and is a very talented seamstress. Yes, she cooked and baked and sewed and got involved with the Navy Wives Club and volunteered as a nurse at my elementary school. She was also nothing like Susan B. Anthony. She didn’t burn her bra or march for women’s liberation. BUT, she was tough. Still is. She took cake decorating, but she also took auto repair classes and she taught me how to install car radios. My mother is not meek, not timid, and certainly has no trouble asserting herself. Nor do I.

And I thought it was blatantly obvious that the psychic had totally blown it.

But my friends still gathered around me, giggling excitedly about how great Sylvia was. When I said, “But she got everything wrong,” they dismissed it. They said, “She’s just telling you that you’re on the right track!”

When I objected with, “But my mother is nothing like that,” they said, “Well nobody gets everything 100% perfect.”

They talked about all of the vague things that she’d said in their readings and what they thought all of those things meant. They were drenched in the excitement of belief.

I shook my head and trudged back to my office alone. If that demonstration didn’t convince them, I didn’t know what would. I was sad about that for a long time.

It would be years before I went back to school to study psychology, teach, and look for better ways to promote skepticism.

People who believe in psychics don’t care whether they saw the psychic at their place of business, at a party, or at a county fair. They don’t think that matters because a psychic is a psychic. They don’t think that “party psychics” are just there to give bogus readings for fun. What fun would that be, anyway, if you don’t believe they are real?

“Party psychics” may not bilk a mark out of thousands of dollars, but they take money in exchange for pretending to know things they cannot know. They are no less fraudulent in their actions and just as guilty of promoting harmful superstition. This is not harmless.

Dragon*Con is now just over three weeks away and the schedule is as solid as these things get, so I’m giving you the highlights as promised. I will be one BUSY Skeptic! [Edit: By the way, Dragon*Con will take place over Labor Day weekend, September 3rd through 6th.]

For those who have not heard of it, Dragon*Con an enormous SciFi/Fantasy convention held in Atlanta over Labor Day weekend. Skeptrack, the skeptic fan track, is the brainchild of Derek Colonduno and Robynn McCarthy (A.K.A., “Swoopy”), hosts of Skepticality. As usual, they work their butts off and many skepticism activists do their best to make that work count by participating in talks and panels designed to spread the critical thinking bug to geeks everywhere.

Dragon*Con is very different from conventions like The Amaz!ng Meeting, and not just the costumes. TAM is, at heart, a Dog-and-Pony-Show for skepticism. At Dragon*Con activists do the work of activism and education. There are a number of fan tracks, including a Podcasting Track directed by Swoopy, and Space & Science Tracks, who work closely with Derek and Swoopy. In addition to the obvious Star Wars Track, Trek Track, and Whedonverse Track, there are literature, costuming, and writing tracks. There are also two tracks related to Skeptrack: Paranormal Track and X Track.

The former is self-explanatory, I hope, and this year I will be attending a workshop on that track by Ben Radford on investigating the paranormal (details below). I am very interested in the methods used for this kind of thing as they differ a great deal from the kind of work that I do.

Last year most of Skeptrack was streamed live, but there were some problems. I believe they will try this again this year with, hopefully, fewer headaches. If so, I will provide a link on Facebook and Twitter as soon as it is available, which might be as late as the first day.

If you are attending or planning to stream it live, here is where and when you can find me:

Skepticism, Scams, & Consumerism: Ranging from psychology behind sales to consumer rights, we discuss how as skeptics we identify and challenge dodgy products and pseudosciences.
Time: Friday 2:30pm – 3:30pm
Location: Hilton 205/206/207
I will be moderating this panel and talking about the psychology of purchasing behavior. Panelists include Matt Lowry, Rachael Dunlop, Richard Saunders, & Tom Merritt.

The Calculus Diaries – Lose Weight, Win in Vegas, Survive a Zombie Apocalypse: Fun examples of math applications in the real world and why it’s important to understand even just the basic concepts.
Time: Friday 5:30pm – 6:30pm
Location: Hilton 202
This panel is on the Science Track and will mostly be the work of Jennifer Ouellette, whose book with that title will be released August 1st, just in time for me to read it on the plane. As a statistician, I hope I can contribute something worthwhile to the discussion.

How Your Brain Works, and How to Fool It: Our perception of reality is driven more by expectation, belief, and desire than by sensory input. An examination of how we fool ourselves.
Time: Friday 8:30pm – 9:30pm
Location: Hilton 202
NOTE: This is not the original title and I think it is a little misleading. The original title was “What You See Is [not always] What You Get (or WYSInaWYG)”. The topic is not about how to fool your brain, but how your brain fools you. I believe Jason Schneiderman plans to join me and would be a welcome addition.

Skepticism and Sexuality: When do we get skeptical about sex, the media? When alien cults want to save African clitorises, this panel is here to discuss the facts.
Time: Friday 10:00pm – 11:00pm
Location: Hilton 205/206/207
I will bring with me some of the most interesting myths about the psychology of sex, courtesy of my friend a colleague who teaches the best course on the topic evah. My fellow panelists include Heidi Anderson, Ben Radford, Kylie Sturgess, & Ginger Campbell. Desiree Schell will moderate.

Naturally Skeptical? The Psychology Behind Being a Skeptic: A round table discussion on the factors that do (and don’t!) contribute to becoming a questioner of the paranormal and pseudoscientific.
Time: Saturday 10:00am – 11:00am
Location: Hilton 205/206/207
I will once again take the reigns as moderator and lead a discussion of the psychology of critical thinking and open-mindedness. I am very pleased that Scott Lilienfeld has decided to join us. He has written quite a bit about pseudoscience in our field, including his latest collaboration, 50 Great Myths of Popular Psychology: Shattering Widespread Misconceptions about Human Behavior. Other panelists, who are not exactly chopped liver themselves, include D.J. Grothe, Matt Lowry, Kylie Sturgess, & Pamela Gay.

Mathematical Modeling Pitfalls: Model don’t always accurately reflect messy reality, particularly where human behavior is concerned. Algorithms can only mimic human behavior, and there is a lot of room for bias and error as a result.
Time: Sunday 11:30am – 12:30pm
Location: Hilton 205/206/207
I am not actually on the schedule for this, but Jennifer Ouellete invited me to contribute when I mentioned my love-hate relationship with modeling and my frustrations in teaching that models are not what they model. If I get it together in time, I will present what I think is a cool visual of what you can do with a simple model that shows how they can be effective science. Well, I think it’s cool, anyway!

Raising Skeptical Geeks: A few known skeptical parents talk about issues and how they a raising their kids to be better rational thinkers.
Time: Sunday 2:30pm – 3:30pm
Location: Hilton Crystal Ballroom
This is sure to be the highlight of my Dragon*Con experiences as I love to talk about my kids. I am collecting stories and funny quotes to share. I am also thrilled that fellow panelists will be three good friends and one of the geekiest dads (by all appearances) around: Daniel Loxton, Heidi Anderson, Desiree Schell, & Adam Savage.

Skepticism and Education: JREF now has a Director of Educational Programs – what else is being done out there and how can skeptics help educate the next generation?
Time: Sunday 4:00pm – 5:00pm
Location: Hilton 205/206/207
Of course this is on my list of favorites as well as one of the most important of the panels on which I will serve. Other panelists include D.J. Grothe, Michael Blanford, Daniel Loxton, Pamela Gay, & Matt Lowry. Kylie Sturgess will moderate.

Women: Myths, Feminism And Skepticism: Puzzled by feminine mystique? Searching for your ‘Inner Velma’? Join investigators on gender, pop-culture and what science REALLY tells us!
Time: Monday 2:30pm – 3:30pm
Location: Hilton 205/206/207
Oh, so many myths, so little time! This topic is rich and Heidi Anderson, Desiree Schell, Pamela Gay, Kylie Sturgess, and myself are looking forward to a fact-packed dicussion.

Skeptrack Sign-Off Wrap Up and Feedback: Join the skeptrack guests and speakers for a discussion about how things went, last minute news, and how we can make things better next year!
Time: Monday 4:00pm – 5:00pm
Location: Hilton 205/206/207
Unfortunately, I will not make this discussion and also make my flight home. I am sure, though, that there will be much greatness in the room.

That wraps up my obligations. Here are just a few the events I am looking forward to attending as an audience member (if possible – the * indicates an event I cannot attend due to a scheduling conflict, but recommend):

CSI: Paranormal
Time: Friday 1:00pm – 2:00pm
Location: Hilton 205/206/207
Presenters/Panel Members: Joe Nickell

*Skeptically Speaking Live!
Time: Friday 8:30pm – 9:30pm
Location: Hilton 205/206/207
Presenters/Panel Members: Desiree Schell

Skeptical Coffee Talk
Time: Saturday 8:30am – 9:30am
Location: Hilton 205/206/207
Presenters/Panel Members: James Randi, D.J. Grothe, & Joe Nickell

Paranormal Investigation Workshop
Time: Saturday 1:00pm – 3:30pm
Location: Sheraton
Presenters/Panel Members: Ben Radford

*I Very Much Doubt That!
Time: Saturday 1:00pm – 2:00pm
Location: Hilton Crystal Ballroom
Presenters/Panel Members: James Randi

*Mystery Investigators Children’s Show
Time: Saturday 2:30pm – 3:30pm
Location: Hilton 205/206/207
Presenters/Panel Members: Richard Saunders & Rachael Dunlop

Monster Talk Podcast Live
Time: Saturday 4:00pm – 5:00pm
Location: Hilton 205/206/207
Presenters/Panel Members: Blake Smith & Ben Radford

Skeptic Zone Live!
Time: Sunday 7:00pm – 8:00pm
Location: Hilton 205/206/207
Presenters/Panel Members: Richard Saunders, Rachael Dunlop, Kylie Sturgess, & Brian Brushwood

Skepticism 2.0: Blogging
Time: Monday 11:30am – 12:30pm
Location: Hilton 205/206/207
Presenters/Panel Members: Daniel Loxton, Rebecca Watson, Brian Dunning, Rachael Dunlop, & Kylie Sturgess

Martial Arts Mysticism
Time: Monday 1:00pm – 2:00pm
Location: Hilton 205/206/207
Presenters/Panel Members: John Clements

You can find the full schedules as they become available on the track websites. I hope to see you there!

Well, my son wanted to know if it was indeed a spider. I didn’t think so, but the internet was right in front of me, so I Googled “tiny red spider”.

I don’t normally get my information from Yahoo! Answers and clicking on it today reminded me why. The link was to the question:

What’s with these teny-tiny red spiders?

blah, blah, blah.

The first few answers were pretty accurate (they are mites, by the way, who probably latched onto our clothing as they eat plants). Now, I have heard the myth that they are red because they suck blood (like lice), but I had not heard this one before:

in the UK they are called Money Spiders and they mean you are going to come into money. So keep an eye out!

Money? Because you see a spider?

What baffles me about superstitions like this is the complete and total lack of connection. I mean, they aren’t even green. Maybe because they live on green leaves?

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